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FBI Must Hire More Homosexuals to Monitor Gay Fringe Groups

 

We know that the FBI had to hire people who smoke pot in order to infiltrate the eco-terrorists groups to catch them. As most of these losers were pot smokers with no job and living in Oregon around the ultra-liberal far-left and indeed they fit right in with some of the deranged radical fringe of the environmental movements.

If the Federal Bureau of Investigation is to catch the bad apples in the gay fringe groups who wish to disrupt and cause terrorist acts then they will need some gay guys who are willing to play the game all the way and stick their members members where the sun does not shine if you catch my drift? How can they infiltrate this group any other way?

What I am saying may not be too politically correct, but this time the FBI needs to bend over and do it for their country like a man. It is the only way to infiltrate the homosexual fringe terrorist networks. That is if indeed one even exists. Additionally just because it does not exist history shows that such disruptive civil rights groups do cause a whole lot of chaos and controversy and if you fail to do something about it, they will fester and fester until one day the unthinkable happens.

We simply cannot take the risk and therefore the FBI needs to get busy and get it done and not risk another mini-911 style domestic terrorist attack on the United States of America. Consider this in 2006.

Author: Lance Winslow
 
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Lance Winslow

Currently Lance is retired at age 40 and is running an Online Think Tank Forum while traveling North America. Perhaps considering something extremely challenging to do that will exercise his mind and utilize all his experiences, observations and skills. Any ideas?

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